41 [M4F] 21224 Feeling like Dennis from It's Always Sunny right now

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AlistairCovax is a male age 41 looking for a female in Baltimore, MD

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Holy. Fucking. Shit. Made the mistake of running errands around noon (Canton Crossing, Wawa, you know the drill if you're in the SE part of Baltimore).

Fuck the train. Fuck people who don't know to carefully run the red light at Boston and Haven when the train is there. Or to make a right turn then a left turn into the shopping center at the next light - you don't need to drive directly to Sketchers.

If there is a cop with someone pulled over, you are allowed to drive past them. You Jersey plate having bastard, DO NOT STOP in the northbound lane of Haven Street for no fucking reason to gawk.

I felt like Dennis from the episode of It's Always Sunny when he and Mac moved to the suburbs, and he was commuting on the Schuylkill Expressway. Seize the gap.

Rant over.

I need a blowjob to lower my blood pressure.

41, white, 180 pounds, 5'10.

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