Hello my fellow Vertebrate-Americans,
Are you an energetic, witty, and submissive-leaning woman looking to spice up your life with a snarky, straight Black man? Then look no further!
On the surface I am a regular child-free DC professional. No one clocks me as kinky. I work out to enjoy Hawaiian pizza. I love clever puns and dumb jokes. For any height supremacists reading this, I am 5'7" (~172 cm). I had a peripatetic childhood and was one of those neurotypically smart kids (skipped a grade, spoke three languages, use words like 'peripatetic' and 'neurotypical' yet I'm not into crypto).
Why me?
- Your pleasure and satisfaction are priorities.
- I practice honesty and am curious about your desires.
- Health-conscious: up-to-date with shots, tests, and snipped.
- Psychonautics and therapy have been transformative for me.
I adore dogs, which seem to enjoy my laid-back demeanor, and I am keen to learn about your interests. If you're intrigued, share a bit about yourself, and let's see if our conversation sparks promise. We can arrange to meet over a drink, and a preliminary video vibe check is possible.
Must-haves:
- No tobacco use; 420 friendly.
- Emotional and physical availability required.
- Located within 35-45 minutes of the beltway.
- Opposed to conservative/heteronormative values.
- Excellent dental hygiene is non-negotiable.
- I have hairy cats, so if you're allergic, beware!!
I'm just a quirky, curious guy seeking connection. Reach out if you're interested!
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