The election season is finally (finally!) over, christ, that happened, and after all the doomscrolling, debates, and political stress, it’s time for a well-deserved pressure release. Autumn is here, the air is crisp, and the falling leaves beg for something equally satisfying to come crashing down — like all your tension, under me.
Why Should You Message Me?
You’re looking for someone who gets it: someone who isn’t a weirdo, respects your boundaries, and doesn’t come with toxic views about gender, politics, or kink. You’ve also read through my personality and physical details and thought, “Damn, this guy seems grounded, fun, and, hey, bonus — he’s well-endowed. That’s always a nice touch.”
TV Personality Breakdown: What You’re Getting
For the Gen X’ers: I’m your CJ Cregg — tall, energetic, and as sharp as they come. I’ve been affectionately (and not-so-affectionately) called Big Bird, but trust me, I’ll make you shiver and quake as much as I’ll keep you laughing.
For the Millennials: Think Ron Swanson vibes but taller, with the boundless enthusiasm of Chris Traeger. I’m warm, respectful, and know how to appreciate our shared spaces — and I’ll be genuinely excited to see or hear from you.
For the Boomers: Just picture a very hung Grizzly Adams who cleans up well. 😏
What Do I Look Like?
I’m strong and well-built. Grooming is a priority, so you’ll never catch me slipping. As for more intimate details: I’m a skilled and attentive pleasure top who thrives on showering my partners with praise (and other things, if we’re being honest). If you need receipts, I’m more than happy to send pics to confirm.
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