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We are a 38 & 35 white MF couple in Howard county. We have posted a bunch times on this sub and on others but we still haven’t found that right person that we’re looking for. We’ve also been on all of the other apps as well with no luck. I know we’re being super super picky and we’re looking for something unique but we’re not going to give up. We’re going to keep looking until we find what we’re looking for though. Every time we post on Reddit we always get bombarded with messages from all sorts of interesting guys and it’s super hard to weed though all of the noise. We apologize if you messaged us before and it didn’t work out but I hope you understand.

I know what we’re looking for is unique and specific but I’m sure it’s out there somewhere and we’ll find it. We’re looking for a local single male around our age (25-45) for a regular and ongoing thing that goes beyond just sex. 25 is a hard limit for us. We find that guys under 25 just aren’t mature enough and are in a different place in their lives than us. We want someone that we can be legitimate friends with while also having the potential for it to be more down the road. We want to be able to have fun both in and out of the bedroom together. Go out for drinks together, go on hikes, even go to a ball game or something. Then after we all can go somewhere private and have passionate adult time together. We want to be able to build a connection with trust and open and honest communication. We feel that if we have that type of dynamic then it would make the fun behind closed doors so much better than just a regular threesome.

We’re both are bicurious and looking for someone who is a least a little flexible or curious as well. (Just not 100% straight) We have never done anything like this before but we’d love to explore it together with someone.

I know we’re going to get bombarded with messages again on here again so please try stand out on your response. One line messages saying, “Hey, I’m interested” or “Are you still looking for a 3rd?” or just, “what’s up?” will be immediately ignored and deleted. We say this every time yet we still get the one line replies for some reason. SHOW SOME EFFORT!! Please tell us a little bit about yourself, what you like to do for fun, and what you’d ultimately want with a couple. Please be genuine with your response, as it goes a long way and shows that you’re legit. The more details the better.

Please no dick pics! They aren’t attractive and honestly, no one wants to see that right away! You’d be surprised at the amount of dick pics we get even after saying that! 🙄

We’re not looking for any type cuckold, Hotwife, humiliation, bull, or anything degrading like that. If that’s what you’re into there’s no judgement from us. But it’s not for us. Sorry.

If you’re going to ghost us and not even plan to meet up in person please don’t waste our time. We’ve been ghosted at least a dozen times now from guys just looking to get off with no intentions of ever meeting in person and it is getting annoying TBH.

If you messaged us last time feel free to shoot your shot again but try to stand out a little better this time. Please put the pineapple emoji 🍍at the beginning of your message so we know you’ve read this whole thing. We look forward to chatting with some of you.

-K&L