Alright, DMV ladies, let’s skip the fluff. I’m a NoVA guy who speaks fluent sarcasm, dishes out dad jokes like they’re going out of style, and gives the kind of attention that’ll make you think, “Wait, is this guy better than my latest true crime binge?”
What I’m offering: a round-trip ticket to Good Vibes Central, with layovers at “Listens Like a Pro” and “Chill AF” stops. You bring your awesome self, and I’ll bring my A-game, the kind of respect that belongs in a museum, and a vibe that’ll leave you laughing (or maybe a little breathless).
If you’re looking for something that’s half stand-up comedy, half… let’s say, “personal connection,” slide into my DMs. Let’s vibe, let’s laugh, and let’s keep it real. Bonus points if you love terrible puns, appreciate quick wit, and don’t mind letting me take the lead in making sure you’re having a blast.
No pressure here—just looking to bring some fun your way. Ladies of DC, VA, and MD, let’s keep it local, low-key, and with a hint of flirty fun. Only ask? Good hygiene, great vibes, and a readiness for some unforgettable laughs (and maybe more).
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