If you are interested Read everything first. Send me a PM with a bit about yourself, include your age, gender, and location. If your PM doesn't include this, it will be ignored.

I’m a 38-year-old caucasian woman (she/her) with a wife (TF/42) and three kids. I live in Parkville, MD. I am aware that I am not attractive.

I’ve been polyamorous/ENM my whole adult life. I’m all about making friends first and seeing where things go from there. The primary goal is friendship, great if it evolves into more (fwb or partners), but understand that the chances are very slim that it will.

If you're not okay with it never going beyond texting friends, I'm not what you're looking for. I'm extremely careful about who I allow into my life and I will not give up what little peace I have for toxic, narcissists, and self-centered people.

About You:

(These are not suggestions, they're requirements)
- Aged 34-48. - Liberal, atheist or agnostic. - Fully vaccinated.
- Patient, empathetic - Located within 1 hour from me. (Use Google if you dont know how far you are) - Daily and consistent texters who put in effort. If you're gonna be a dick after a few days, don't bother messaging me. - No 🍆 or 🌮 pics on your profile. No perv comments on pictures of people.

About Me:##

• Enjoys memes, audiobooks, physical books, and mobile games. 📚💻
  
• Liberal, atheist, nerdy (Doctor Who, Supernatural, Star Trek, etc.).
• 420, vape nicotine.
  
• Fully vaxxed and boosted yearly.
  
• living in 21234.
  
• 👉 Introverted with social anxiety, auDHD, PTSD, and depression, so I need to chat virtually for a few weeks and be very comfortable with you before meeting IRL.
• If you're more than 30 minutes away (no more than an hour), you'd need to be willing to come to my area if we decide to meet. I don't host.
• I'll match your energy. If you don't put in any effort, I'll stop trying.
• 🚫 Not going to participate in affairs.
• 🚫 Not a unicorn. Not interested in dating couples.