Alright, letâs skip the small talkâbecause letâs be honest, weâre both here for something better than another awkward âHi, how are you?â message. Iâm a Northern Virginia guy whoâs mastered the art of sarcasm, bad puns, and the fine balance between Netflix and naps. Iâm like a solid playlistâequal parts chill and hits you didnât even know you needed (you can save that podcast for later, though).
Hereâs whatâs on the table: You bring your fabulous self, and Iâll bring witty banter, respect, and a pizza order so good youâll question if itâs love at first slice. Bonus? Iâm also very into making sure youâre smiling (or maybe moaning, who knows). Iâve got a one-way ticket to Good Vibes Avenue, and Iâm ready to stop at Laugh-a-Lot Station and Flirty-as-Hell Parkway.
If youâre into some solid conversation (we can throw in a few terrible jokes) or just need someone to appreciate the finer things in life (like bad reality TV or deep-dish pizza), hit me up. We can start with some laughs and maybe take things further, if youâre picking up what Iâm putting down.
No pressure. If this turns into a one-sided pleasure fest, thatâs cool tooâthink of me as your personal chill-out station.
Letâs make some memories and laugh our way through it. Dive in, I promise the waterâs nice!
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