The errands are run, the chores are completed, the week is prepared for best as can be achieved, my feet are up, and my greatest concern for the next few hours is just enjoying what little weekend remains. And y'know, laying here, warm drink in my hands, attention flitting as I try to decide between a game or a movie or working on some volunteer work for a museum or playing some bass or some other hobby, it occurs to me:

I wouldn't even consider moving if someone else was near, laid back atop me or me atop them, the both of us just enjoying each other's touch and company and the sound of time ticking past us.

I'm 28, an Italian guy currently transitioning from "decidedly chunky" to "doin' pretty good" (I'll show you my weigh-in chart, I'm pretty happy about it), a professional number-cruncher with the stress to show for it, curly brown hair, blue eyes, average height, DDF, with a short beard, and armed with a debatably stereotypical desire for fortified wine. I have no strong physical preferences one way or the other (as for yours, I will happily send out a SFW pic upon request), I cannot host, and I am very mobile with both my own car and the Metro. I work odd hours that can be make scheduling a bit of a nightmare, so I would primarily like to chat via Reddit or even Discord before meeting in person. Between all of that and the goal of this post stated below, I think I can also say with certainty that I'm a dork, but I'll leave that for others to confirm or deny.

I'm just after somebody to snuggle up with and feel and kiss and melt with. The name of the game is relaxation; let's grab an easy lunch, let's see a movie or lounge around or cook a fun dinner or bake something or go for a walk somewhere or snuggle up and talk or snuggle up and just coexist silently. Sex is optional and totally up to you, it's not the only thing in the world that can scratch this itch for intimacy and togetherness. The important thing is that you hold me, and I hold you, and the evening ends with both of us knowing one of us has to go but constantly just asserting that we can wait a few more minutes.

More sensibly put, drop me a chat or a message if you:

• Are within ~20 minutes of the Beltway or a Metro stop
• Are down for a chill evening ideally once every few weeks, but obviously we'd start with one and see how comfortable we are from there
• Have some ability to host or might be willing to split getting a room/finding a spot for an evening

If any of the above worked for you, let's chat. And if not, godspeed!