Welcome! Wonderful to meet you. I know what you’re thinking. “Another Reddit post from a single man, couldn’t give them away if they were Gatorade in the Sahara”
And yet! Through the modern marvel of transparency, humor, and customer satisfaction, we can make the dating of Tommorow….today!
Message me with the number that corresponds to what you’re looking for!
1 - You are looking for genuine human connection, you know what you want and are just hoping against all hope to find someone who you can see a future with.
2 - You are horny. You still need the flirting and some sort of connection, but you know what you’re really after.
3 - You are horny. You don’t need any connection, just a fit man who can pay for drinks and follow directions when his head is between your thighs.
4 - “Shut up, buy me drinks at a bar of my choosing and I’ll TELL you what I want”
5 - messaging. Connection. Never being sure if we are on the same page. The sexual vibe seems good but we both seem to be holding something back, ultimately it’s three days of texting and them someone stops responding but we still had some fun.
6 - Your a couple who needs a third and god damn it this post was just too hilarious to not see what he is packing.
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