Hello fellow vertebrates!
Are you a witty, snarky, and submissive-leaning woman seeking an AMAB partner to spice up your intimate moments? Look no further! If you're interested in a delightful encounter with a straight, fun-loving Black man, let's connect. I'm not seeking a unicorn; my ethical non-monogamy involves just me in this dynamic.
By day, I'm a child-free DC professional who blends in seamlessly with the others. I've got a penchant for clever puns and quirky conversation. Standing at 5'7", I had a globetrotting childhood and a love for learning. If smart and curious are your vibes, drop me a line.
Why me as your adventure buddy? I'll invest in making our encounters pleasurable and honest. I've taken proactive steps (like a vasectomy) to ensure our time together is carefree. I practice safe sex and can provide test results. Plus, dogs and most animals seem to think I’m pretty cool. Let's explore what makes you tick, too.
I'm a goofy but smart guy who's all about enjoying the journey, without the pressure of building a life together. If your curiosity is sparked, tell me what caught your interest. Let's see if our banter has zing—we can even arrange a meet-up over a drink or have a virtual chat. No dick pics though; that's not my style.
Non-negotiables:
- Tobacco-free, but 420 friendly.
- Bring emotional and physical availability (within 35-45 minutes of the beltway).
- No conservative/traditional values.
- Excellent dental hygiene (I floss daily).
- Cats are in the picture, so be aware if allergies are a concern.
Looking forward to energetic exchanges and seeing where it leads!
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