Here at the Muff Dive Bar & Grill, we specialize in toe-curling orgasms from oral sex without the expectation of reciprocation. We're proud of our 5-star Yelp reviews!
Your bartender is a 42-year-old, attractive, divorced, fit, orally obsessed, normal(ish) guy seeking an ongoing pillow princess FWB. Recently told I "eat like a man who doesn’t know when he’ll get another meal," I'm pro Oxford comma and boast a 99% Wordle success rate. I've got photos in my profile, can use two/too/to correctly, and am able to host at the bar.
You can be single, married, divorced, or anywhere in between. Your status doesn't matter and all are welcome to take a seat.
To make a reservation, simply send a chat or PM. It'll be my pleasure to serve you once we've exchanged pictures and aligned on consent and preferences!
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