Hello Real Men of the DMV,
On the outside, I am a regular dude in his 20s. However, I am secretly an absolute loser & pathetic laughingstock for straight jocks and alpha bros to bully, humiliate, degrade, and treat with absolutely no respect. I am an experienced footstool, doormat, sock worshipper, domestic servant, toilet cleaner, fart cushion, ass licker, and overall pathetic clown for straight bros. I’ve been humiliated by a lot of superior jocks, and I know my place at the complete bottom of the male hierarchy.
I’m looking for a young 21-35 straight masculine jock type bro who would enjoy totally dominating a pathetic inferior male & being treated like a king. I am NOT looking for sex- I understand that pathetic foot pigs like me are good for nothing more than worshipping feet & being mocked & bossed around.
I’d do anything to make you laugh. The more humiliation, the better, Sir… I will do your chores, laundry, errands, cleaning, menial tasks, and anything for the honor of serving a superior straight REAL man.
Unfortunately, I don’t know any girls for you, Sir. I am eager to be useful in other ways, Sir.
Please, Sir, this idiot begs for one choice to prove itself as a useful fool. If you would get a chuckle out of this, please hit me up, Sir.
Thank you for your consideration, Sir.
Sincerely- doormat boy
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