About me: 41yo married man. Dad of 2 middle school kids. Successful career in tech which I love and am passionate about. Love TV and movies, such as marvel (infinity saga, deadpool), star wars, star trek, house, clarksons farm, grand tour, stand up comics. frequently say jokes, even if sometimes they land on their ass, because the chance of getting someone to smile, laugh, and improve their day is worth saying a cringe joke and making an ass of myself. educated (have advanced degree). very sexual, but repressed because of current situation. Not a model… more keg than 6 pack and with male pattern hair loss. Told I have a great smile. otherwise, 5’8”.
You: Married woman preferably with kids (bonus if they are at least in school). Appreciate a man who looks after his woman’s needs before his own, and reciprocates in kind. Gets freaky and has a lot of fun in the bedroom, even if clearly not getting fulfilled now. Preferably between ages 30-45, but not a dealbreaker. Has a compassionate and non judgemental heart, but also enjoys bantering and some off color humor. Has time and energy to put into this virtually at first, and then hopefully moving to in person if it feels right. Not super picky about looks, but general preferences go towards someone who is shorter than me.
I know you’re out there, looking for the decent guys. You’re looking for a guy that understand consent and that sending unsolicited dick pics is not it. The guy that is funny yet has a big heart. Send me a line.
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