Yes, I rewrote my ad. Yes, that’s silly. No, I don’t care that it’s silly. No, I didn’t have a reason to rewrite aside from wanting to. Yes, I deleted the old ad. Yes, I’m still reviewing messages from the first ad.

I’ve always wanted to have a mfm, but the timing and company have never been right. However, I happen to have a very accommodating partner who is more than happy to share me. So, I’ve turned to Reddit to see if I can find the right fit.

Things you should know about us: * We’re a normal, sane, discreet, professional couple who just enjoy sex, in most of its permutations. * We’re smart, funny, genuine, laidback (at least about things like this), and pretty darn charming. * Consent, respecting boundaries, and safe sex are paramount for us. We play safe and we test. Both DDF. * This is my selfish fantasy; in other words, there’s no expectation of anything happening between the men. It’s alllllll about me. But please be secure enough in your masculinity that you won’t freak out if y’all accidentally bump into one another. * We can host at a nice hotel. Location tbd, but somewhere in the close-in DC burbs or DC proper. We can discuss. However, I won’t be schlepping to the DC ex-burbs. Happy to meet up for coffee before hand so you know we’re not ax murderers.

Things you should know about me: * I’m plus sized. Like 305 lbs, size 22/24 plus sized. I’m a bit above average height for a woman and have been told I carry it well. But I’m a big girl. * I don’t have gigantic boobs. I do have a big ass. * I am 110% comfortable and confident with my body. I love every last inch of it. * I’m feminine. You won’t find me in heels very often, but I dress well, have long hair, librarian glasses, and entirely too much lingerie. * I need to actually like the person I’m sleeping with. Sex is sex, but sex is better with some mental connection and flirty banter. * I’m fun in bed. I’m an enthusiastic and appreciative partner. I’m not a starfish. I’m vocal.

And as for you… * Please be 30 . Actually, for real, 30 * Gotta be respectful of me, my partner, and boundaries. Smart and funny is good. Laidback and good conversationalist is great. Sane and normal, please.
* I’m partial to tallish, dark hair, beards, and dad bods. None of those are deal breakers though. * DDF with recent test results, enthusiastic user of condoms. No 420 around me please. There are reasons. * I don’t really care about your relationship status, but I’d appreciate if you were up from about it. * Be experienced with and enthusiastic about bbws. * Bonus points for being above average in the endowment department, stamina and/or a short recovery period. * Weekday daytime availability and the ability to hang out for a couple of hours. I’m not looking for a quickie. * And the cherry on top would be if you’re comfortable with being filmed or photographed (no face) for personal memory making purposes only.

If this sounds intriguing, drop me a line. Put some effort into your reply and give me enough information about you that I have an idea of who you are and why you reached out. An anonymous photo is helpful. No unsolicited dick pics. I know what dicks of all sorts look like. Feel free to ask any questions you may have.

He and I have a date penciled in for this Thursday. Even if that day doesn’t work for you, still say hi if you’re interested and meet my parameters. I’m not in any rush.

I’m open to this being a one-time or repeating situation. Hell, I’m also open to possibly having 1:1 time with you down the road if we hit it off.

And if you made it this far: photos