If you want a shot at being our third, please actually read the ad. Iām particular and patient enough to find the right fit.
If ā after reading the ad ā youād like to reach out, drop me a line actually telling me about yourself. I wonāt reply to low effort replies. Including an (anonymous) photo is helpful. That doesnāt mean a picture of your dick.
Although Iāve been with a handful of couples, Iāve never had the opportunity to be with two men. Fortunately, I have a very accommodating fwb whoās offered to help me check a mfm off my bucket list. I selfishly want to be the center of attention (itās my fantasy after all), so thereās no expectation of any physicality between the guys.
Iām looking for someone sane, normal, patient, and respectful. It wouldnāt hurt if you were funny, charming, and smart. I am a big fan of tallish, dark haired guys with dad bods and beards. Brownie points for above average endowment, the ability to go multiple rounds, and not being completely vanilla. Extra brownie points if youāre open to anonymous video being taken for personal use only (pretty please with a cherry on top).
You must be 30 . Seriously, donāt shoot your shot if youāre in your 20s. Men my age are encouraged to reply.
I donāt care about your relationship status. I do care that you are ddf with recent test results, use condoms correctly and consistently, and respect boundaries and limits. I donāt care if you 420, but I donāt like being with someone whoās high. Itās just not my thing.
Weāll host at a nice hotel somewhere between northern PG county and Arlington-ish ā wherever works best for all 3 of us. I am not schlepping to Baltimore/Towson or Woodbridge/Leesburg. Please have weekday daytime availability and the ability to spend a few hours enjoying yourself. I donāt like to rush and Iām serious about enjoying as many rounds as I can.
As for me, Iām ~305 lbs and 5ā7ā. Iām about a size 22/24. Iām mostly belly and ass (itās a great ass). I carry myself well, am well dressed, and feminine. Long hair, librarian glasses, generally considered cute by chubby chasers. I am 110% comfortable in my skin. I have no hang ups about my body. You shouldnāt have any hang ups about my body either.
Iāve got a great personality; Iām smart, funny, and charming. Iām gainfully employed, sane, and normal. Iām an enthusiastic and appreciative partner. I have test results from early June and always practice safer sex.
We have a date penciled in for this Thursday afternoon. Maybe Iāll be lucky enough to find someone to join us!
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