Hello there!

You: Galactic Senator in the streets, Nightsister in the sheets.

Me: Ethically non-monogamous married man. By day I am a very witty yet mild-mannered DC professional. No one would ever clock my kinky side. I love reading, drawing, cooking, and tinkering with electronics. I love touch, but dislike being touched without permission. I work out to enjoy pizza. For the height supremacists out there, I'm ~5' 7" (172 cm) but I'm always growing as a person 😉😏. Not looking for a third/unicorn. I'm open to swinger couples but brother likes to be wooed first.

Reasons why I make a compelling boner donor:

1. My core relationship values include (1) effective, compassionate, and honest communication as well as (2) curiosity about my partner's desires and experiences.

2. If you are into creative brainiacs, I skipped a grade and later won a Britney Spears lip sync competition.

3. I am vasectomied and ready for our post-Roe America Apocalypse. I tend towards acts of service and co-creating a safe environment for us both.

4. I am up to date on my shots and have recent (all negative) STI tests. This includes negatives both strains of HSV. Not a judgment on others, just a fact about me.

What I'm Looking For:

• Fun & Friendship First: Most of our time will be vertical. Let’s exchange pebbles - namely books, memes, media, news, and more.
• Kinky Dynamics: I lean into release denial and praise rather than pain. If you identify as a snowbunny, tell me about your favorite authors in the African diaspora. Rappers count (except Kanye).
• Consistency over Novelty: Seeking an enduring connection beyond the initial thrill. Let's be curious about each other.

Non-Negotiables:

• No tobacco users; electric lettuce is okay.
• Emotional availability required; let's match energies and intentions.
• Physical availability required; ~30 minutes of the beltway, max.
• No one into conservative heteronormative values.
• Daily flossing required.

Curiosity piqued? If so, tell me about yourself and what caught your interest. Here are some open-ended questions you can use in your introduction:

1. If there are two traits that define me, they would be (1) my reluctance to conform and; (2) my ability to think creatively. What two traits do you think define you and why?

2. Do you think Jesus could miracle up a bag of Doritos? Or was he limited to the ingredients available in the Mediterrenean basin during the First Century?

Let’s see if our banter sparkles. If it does, let's meet for a beverage. Pics or a virtual vibe check can be arranged beforehand.