Alright, folks, buckle up because “successes” are relatively few and far between. So, I semi-routinely post looking for no-strings fun with the delightful folks of the DMV, with regular successes, but this Redditor asked if I would post one since she's leaving town.

Enter Emily (name changed and handle not shared per her request). She slid into my chat with a cheeky reply that was both flirty and clear, sharing her interest in being ‘tossed around like a ragdoll’ and ravaged until her ‘brain turned off,’ and sent a few pictures sharing what she wanted 'pounded into submission.' After a bit of back and forth, including my sharing of the requisite richard pics, our conversation turned less salacious and more sweet.

Turns out, Emily had tried meeting a few redditors over the last month before she moved for work, but they had either flaked out or blown their chances with awful coffee vibe checks. She was almost ready to give up on the whole thing, and then she saw the ‘too good to be true’ post of mine. As she so succinctly described it, she had a penchant for thick guys and mustache rides along with a series of intense spankings. While I would never describe myself this way, I was her dreamboat of a well-hung ‘slutty bear.’

Our conversations moved from Reddit to a coffee shop a few days later. She arrived and immediately blew me away. With long dark hair pulled back into a ponytail and light brown eyes with an electric smile, I was locked in. And on top of that, she is incredibly curvy and clearly loved lifting and showing off her great work. In an attempt that she swore was not to tease me, she wore a tight pair of shorts that were just a bit too short and showed off her amazing legs. We chatted a bit about lifting and how we both got into it during the pandemic and it stuck. Then, after some double entendres and a few more jokes and anecdotes, I checked my watch and asked what she was doing after this.

“Oh, I want you to come back to my place and fuck me.”

I have experienced more than a few blunt exchanges, but the look in her eyes was different. So, we finished up our coffees, and I went back to her apartment building which is one of the many medium high rises in Arlington. When we arrived, I was a bit surprised by her place which was mostly packed up.

She shared “I leave in a few days and am staying at my friend’s house before then, so I hope you don’t mind that I don't really have a bed.” I didn’t, and immediately had the idea, “Let’s go to the balcony.” Emily lit up and agreed. We went to the balcony, and thankfully the weather was agreeable for what came next, which was her grabbing the rail and arching her ass out for me to slap before I pulled those shorts down and went down on her from behind. It didn’t take long for her to want more, and she was pushing me to the corner of the balcony, which offered a bit more privacy. As the sun went down, while we had the concealment, she absolutely gave it away as her soft groans turned to incredible cries of pleasure while riding my face, grinding into me with no care for who heard.

After an hour and a half, she was spent, and so was I. After some hydrating and going to the bathroom (remember, folks, it is important to pee after and get plenty of water), we hugged and I wished her well.

Safe travels, Emily, and good luck to everyone on this subreddit!