Here are all the reasons why you should ignore me and keep scrolling for that perfect specimen you are looking for:
1) I am looking for feels in addition to the sexy stuff. Who wants a guy with feelings who may actually listen to you and give a shit? You should get you some washboard abs. 2) I am too nerdy. I’m in software development. Sure, you can call me “IT”… it won’t make me cringe… 😬. 3) I am a pleaser. Certainly that couldn’t be a good thing for you. 4) I’m 41. Over the hill and rolling down the other side. Just subscribed to my ensure subscription. For my next birthday I’m hoping to get a walker with a clown horn attachment. Maybe santa will get me a scooter?
If you’ve made it this far, you clearly have lost your sanity and may actually be a good fit, so send me a chat?
Key: Please be married or otherwise attached as I am. Check the post history to see more about me, but to be clear, this is an affair.
I don’t bite.
Too hard anyways… 😉. But seriously that’s for later.
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