We had posted back around Christmas to get this rolling. We were inundated with responses but seem to finally have a few we can rely on. Others have had to cancel, which happens when you get closer to game day. We’d like a few more, but I need to be super clear about what we want/don’t want to ensure this is a fun experience for her. Our threesome experiences have been less than stellar, unfortunately. You can also check my previous post about this, but please read all of this one at a minimum. I know this will be a turn off to many, but we are constantly dealing with guys overselling and underdelivering, whether it be on appearance, performance, or both:

• if you’ve never done this before or are gonna get cold feet, please just don’t bother. No one is forcing you to do anything and we’re tired of flakes
• if you’re married/attached and on the DL, we want to know. We don’t actually care if you are, but these guys are THE MOST likely to flake for reasons that are obvious. No reason our plans should take a hit because you don’t have your situation straight
• be willing to trade face and body pics. This is a dealbreaker
• be willing to provide a number to text. This is a dealbreaker
• if you give us any reason to doubt the authenticity of your pics (use outdated pics, fake pics, take only the best angles to appear thinner/more muscular, etc) it’s really your own fault if you get blocked in person. We will do it. One guy had the nerve to say “well, it got my foot in the door, right? Everyone does it” and I proceeded to slam it on his face.
• be reasonably fit. You should know what that means and be honest with yourself. We both take care of ourselves and are confident. We don’t have time to ask/beg for pics. Ours are out there. With that being said, if we don’t feel the chemistry, then it’s still a no go. We don’t believe in entitlement and that goes both ways. You’re welcome to turn us down no problem if you’re not feeling it.
• you gotta be able to get hard, stay hard, and ideally last more than 5-10min. Oh the excuses! “I’m nervous, damn drugs, forgot my viagra/Cialis/blue chew, am tired, drank more than I should, etc.” We’ve heard “I swear this never happens” way more times than we can count and it’s a giant letdown.
• since I’m bi and she’s pan, we’re both super LGBTQ friendly and you should be too, even if you’re str8. Meaning, if a guy wants me to suck him off to get him hard before he fucks her, that could happen and you gotta be cool with that. If it bothers you, this is not your scene. Not out to make anyone gay, but we don’t care for close minded folks who can’t stomach us being authentic and respectful.

Let us know where you’re located & if you can travel. Hotel will be near Columbia, MD, so be cool with that distance. Send us a body/torso pic to start. It can be faceless and doesn’t have to be nude. NO DICK PICKS for the time being, but maybe later. But do tell us if you’re hung. Stats like age, height, & weight are also helpful

Her: 37yo, 5’4”, 135lbs Him: 35yo, 5’10”, 160 lbs Our pic: https://imgur.com/a/c7VGJPd