Just like it says on the can, I'm looking to donate my boner. And by that I mean if you enjoy a penis while having sexual intercourse, and are into straight black men, then great. Consider sexual intercourse with me.
Why choose me aside from having a penis?
I am married and vetted; someone chose this dick for all eternity. But, if you act now, you get me all to yourself!
I am witty and snarky as fuck. I am super smart too. Ask me about the Roman empire and I'll spend twenty minutes talking about Vespasian's toilet tax; which is still in effect if you've ever been to Italy.
I have had a vasectomy, so if you cannot use birth control, I am a pretty safely solid ride.
I don't have high expectations here. I am otherwise a regular professional with a professional job. No one would ever clock me as kinky. I work out but also enjoy pizza if you catch my drift. My marriage is open, and I have no children. I am mostly looking for a friends with benefits, and a strong emphasis on friendship.
Even when my dick looses its novelty, hopefully our inside jokes never will.
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