Hello fellow oral enthusiasts of reddit! My proposal is simple: You have a pussy and want to cum (a lot). I have an eager and skillful tongue. Let’s see how many orgasms I can give you. No reciprocation expected.

Me: 5’10, 170, white, long curly blonde hair, trimmed beard. Slim/athletic build. Single, bi, kink friendly, disease free (tested), vaxxed. Sane, chill, a bit of a history nerd, love soccer and spending time outside. Happy to share sfw or nsfw pictures upon request. Mostly free on weekends. Also 7.5”, but that won’t come into play unless you want it to.

You: Local, disease free, preferably around my age (20-30), but open to older. Open to any race, size, level of experience, etc. I especially enjoy BBWs/curvy women.

We can meet for a drink or in public somewhere, chat and eventually head somewhere more private. Maybe we make out a bit, then you lay back and let me take care of you. I’ll use my mouth to worship your whole body. On my way to your pussy I’ll start with gentle kisses on the neck, then licking and sucking on your nipples, running my lips teasingly up and down your thighs, and maybe leaving some hickeys down there for good measure. I’ll patiently tease your pussy with my lips and tongue, and won’t start in on your clit until you’re begging for it. I love taking my time, building suspense, and listening to my partners body. The little moans and shakes always tell me what’s working. Once I land between your thighs, I’ll stay there happily licking and sucking on your clit until you’re too sensitive to cum anymore. I’ll curl my fingers up inside you and see if i can make you squirt. Bonus points if you like a little spanking, biting, or choking—but not required and would of course only be done with your enthusiastic consent.

If it goes well could this hopefully become an ongoing thing, although I’m open to a one off as well. When it gets to it, I can host in NW DC or travel reasonably by public transit.

If interested, respond with age, location, and your favorite ice cream flavor so I know you read this :)