Please forgive the intro; I wanted something that was just the right level of eye-catching and dorky & flirtatious. You can just go ahead and tell me it was the worst thing you ever read.

Anyway, I was in a relationship for a long time. Now I’ve been single for a long time. And that’s fun and all, being single has its perks. For example, no one can tell me that eating ice cream for breakfast and watching Evangelion for the 28th time is a waste of my day. But I also like, miss cuddling and making out with someone, and leading to that raw, primal, “clothes scattered all over the floor” level sex. I’m not the only one right?

So that leads to this post. I’m seeking an FWB with real emphasis on the friends part. Let’s be able to go get coffee around the corner, hang out at the park, get pizza, watch bad (and good) movies, and occasionally sit on my face

About me: I’m a 5’8” white, olive skinned male. My body type, as someone so eloquently put it, is “squishy muscular”, so like, I’m not thin but I don’t have a dad bod either. But I do be having some muscles and what not. I stay relatively active, I jog about 4 times a week when I’m not in shin-splint hell, and I occasionally lift things up and put them down. Once someone said I look like Robert Downey Jr, so imagine a less attractive Iron Man.

I’m a major homebody, I love watching movies, I’ve gotten like really into neo-noir and various art house style films. I will maintain that the 1993 Mario Bros movie was a dystopian cyberpunk masterpiece that did not deserve any of its hate. I’m very introverted and very bookish, I love reading when i can. I’m neurodivergent as well, so bonus points if you are. Very left leaning, let’s put that out there. I ain’t eating any Republican pussy.

If you’re kinky, I’m a very soft d-type, a little bit of a sadist, more than a little primal, and overflowing with hedonism. If you’re vanilla, that’s cool too!

That’s me in a nutshell. If you wanna talk more, I’d love to hear from you! I live in Mt Vernon, so would prefer another city gal, though it’s not a dealbreaker. I can host and tbh would prefer to. Your pic gets mine. Hope to hear from you!