Where to start while keeping it clear and consise?
Probably an unrealistic expectation at this point, so ladies brace yourselfs for a lengthy post followed by an artistic vision of a dick pict that I feel reflects both the length and girth in an accurate fashion while inducing jaw dropping reactions and future topics of the girls group chat. For those that are just here for the gratitous dick picts, scroll to the bottom, those that are more inquisitive, buckle up.
To get it out of the way and so you can paint the picture in your mind while you read the rest, I'm 44, 5'8", 165-170, athletic but no Vin Diesel for sure, shaved head, beard (both with signs of grey and white), glasses (but not hubble telescopes). I work in tech, have a BS in Computer Science and an MBA so I guess you can call me educated. I'm married 2 my second wife who was also my mystress prior to my divorce (which actually wasn't caused by having a mistress but more by my ex being a theiving dirtbag). Throughout the course of our relationship we have come to the realization that we both like girls and as long as our hearts are true, there should be some freedom and fun in the bedroom, which is caused in part by the unwaivering devote to each other through some tough times, but also my need for freedom due to being trapped in a sexless marriage during my 20s-30s.
My type: Willing and/or has pulse (Just kidding)
Her type: Fit/athletic, darker hair/skin, tattoos, late 20s to late 30s, a meaty ass, more laid back with a sense of humor, but in the danger zone on the hot crazy matrix.
My real type: Her type but, open to a sexy blonde or redhead that I could justify out of sheer sexiness.
Both: All races (some really interested, inquire within), Tattoos, Motorcycles,
What I'm looking for: What she likes and will allow me to sleep with other women, duh! But realistically it depends on what plays out. It could be a hit and run, a 1 and done, a few repeats of fun, or bitch better run. Ultimately, something low expectations that exists with raw animalistic but void of jealousy and bad intent.
What I'm not looking for: Her replacement in any way, she just needs some help in the taking dick department, loves joining, or watching. To pay or subscribe to content, endless penpal activity or waffling back and forth.
What she would love: Walking in on me having sex with a woman that is her type, videos or picts with another female either during or after, and if you two hit it off a three-way dynamic.
Ideally, I'd love to have a girl that I didn't love that I could get really rough with on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. Kinky photoshoots, public play, spankings, and other various kinky activities. For some reason I've always found it extra kinky with attached females so if any of you cheating sluts meet the requirements outlined above, you get priorty boarding.
For those that scrolled for the link to the dick pict while skipping the post, you're probably a dude. For the ladies, hmu! I'm down to exchange picts/vids off platform on snap, dm for details. Within a few days be expected to video chat and/or meetup because there are way too many scammers and time wasters out there.
I will never send you money (prior to meet for gas, nails, as a loan, etc so don't bother). To expand, happy to be daddy but I'm not interested in paying to play in any way at all and she won't entertain it.
So if you have made it this far, know that I wrote it high as a kite but it rings true. Also know that it's 8.5" and thick like a 12oz rebull can.
DM with a pict or picts (dealer's choice), age, relationship status, general time available, zip code, distance from 20187, your safeword, and what about my post stood out to you.