I’d love getting to know a special someone—possibly you? I'm hoping to find a long term, exclusive affair partner. We can be each other's missing piece (wink wink)

I'd love to find a feisty, intelligent woman, sorta close to my age. Someone I wait anxiously for to respond (or see). We're looking for what we don't get at home and a long term relationship to carry us both up and forward

I’m looking for someone who can chat consistently—we can tell each other little things about our day, anecdotes from our youth, share current playlists, maybe find a new show to watch in tandem? I really want us to take the effort to get to know each other, share our likes and dislikes, banter, flirt, etc. Someone who’s sarcastic and appreciates the same. Dark humor is a huge plus. (Monty Python, Mr Bean, Futurama, The Office.....)

I'm not looking to rush into anything. I'm hoping to really get to know you before we decide if we want to take it to the next level.

About me

*I love punk rock and try to get to as many shows as possible.

*I live near Annapolis and work in Dulles. Work is very slow paced and laid back. Leaves me lots of time to read (I love book recommendations)

*47, 5’10, 160 lbs, short cropped blonde hair and green eyes, covered in tattoos

*I try to be brutally honest and I'm very open. You can ask me anything.

*Health and fitness are important to me but I also appreciate ALL kinds of food

*I’m flirty, teasing, love to laugh and make others laugh

*I believe in science and see conspiracy theories as failings of the educational system

*Prefers Non-smokers, DDF (but I'm not a prude)

*Cinephile, audiophile, well-read, lover of science, history and random factoids. I am well-educated & well traveled

*I know how to treat a woman by being polite, kind, confident but not overcompensating.

I’m passionate, goofy, and enjoy making others happy. I will put in the effort for the right person. Hell, I *yearn to please and be pleased.

*I'm married with 2 teenage kids. Discretion is important to me. I hope would be too you as well.

You:

*Between the ages of 35-ish and 50

*Intelligent and worldly but not pretentious.

*Strong minded, confident, knows exactly what she wants and isn't bashful or coy in asking for it.

*Loves to laugh and smile

*Have a certain level of autonomy from spouse.

If any of this sounds like what you’re looking for, please send me a message telling me a little about yourself. Please expect to exchange pictures relatively quickly as attraction is so important in this type of situation.

I hope to hear from you.