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The first time a girl ever hit me in the nuts
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So I’ve been into this kink my entire adult life and have been hit in the balls literally thousands of times, the mass majority have been during regular sexy time in controlled environments.

However the sexiest times, for me at least, where I’ve been busted have been the times I wasn’t expecting it.

Which leads me back to the first time a girl ever hit me in the balls, back before I even recognized I had this kink.


So we’re back in senior year of high school. It’s spring and me and some buddies just wrapped up throwing a football or frisbee around after lunch. We’ve mostly matured out of old habits, like playing full out games of football and going back to class all sweaty and muddy, but we still had the storied pastime of randomly ball tapping each other. Most of you in this sub can relate I imagine. But even this had slowed down for a while until it randomly picked up big time that spring. Maybe the excitement of spring and our upcoming graduation got us all a little wild.

But never, not once that I know of in all of high school, did any of the girls partake.

That is, tho, until that one day day.

My Buddy and I, we’ll call him Brian, are walking together when our friends Chelsea and Kelly walk up. They greet us but then stare at a tree next to us and go “woah what’s that?” Pointing at the tree.

We both look up and suddenly WHACK! The breath is vacated from my chest. She smacked the back of her hand into my crotch harder than I’ve ever been hit before by any of the guys.

I’m curled up in a ball on my side trying not to hurl up my lunch, balls in my throat, when I see Brian is in the same position on the ground.

That’s when I hear another friend, Ashley, walk up and says “oh shit? You guys finally did it??” And she high fives one of them.

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