I have a condition that requires frequent blood draws. I was visiting the vampire (phlebotomist) today and I always warn them I'm a big baby/subject to passing out. Well, today's phlebotomist warned (threatened?) me about the risk this might pose to my testicles. Maybe 4'10" 100lbs (stacked olive complexion), she asserts "you're much bigger than me" (6ft, 220, for reference) and "if you were to go down, my job is to keep you from hitting the ground ". "Most people go limp and slide out of the chair" and continued "the best way for me to prevent you from falling is to grab this (cross)bar"... (link below for example/picture) "and brace my knee between your legs". She proceeded to pantomime the movement, making the slightest contact with my boys in the process (immediately apologizing with a chuckle). "I can keep you from going down and yell for help, but I'll be holding you up by your sensitive parts". I had it happen with this massive 6'4, 300lb wrestling coach"... "when he came to, his first question was why do I hurt down there" and giggled.

"So you're saying every wimp that passes out in your chair gets kneed in the balls"? I asked... she laughs, "as a matter of policy, yes".

I told her "some of us guys are into that... I might be tempted to fake an incident now"... to which she immediately replied "bring it" with bright eyes and an ear to ear smile.

I didn't test her... this time.

Keep in mind all of this occured with her literally inside my vein, her legs touching mine, her hands on my arm... face to face. Intimate, close contact.

I left her office with an erection.

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