So I’ve always been open about my ballbusting kink with my partners in my adult life and have benefited a ton from that.

But, no matter what, there’s something extraordinarily hot about that unexpected accidental bust that I just love.

This is a story from college. Names changed to protect the innocent….

I played baseball in college. I played catcher and first base.

Lily was a good friend in my friend group in college. She’s an athletically built but slim girl with strawberry blonde hair and freckles and brown eyes. Super cute, and cuter in those softball pants. Unfortunately, she “batted” for the “wrong team”, so there was never any romantic potential there, but she was a ton of fun.

She and I were friendly with Carly, a very attractive short, slim, toned, brunet with olive skin and dark brown hair. Carly just exuded sexiness. She wasn’t part of our immediate friend group, but was still friends through the overall student-athlete connection.

Lily and Carly played softball together.

I stayed after practice one morning to help a pitcher on my team workout a new pitch in the batting cage. Lily and Carly showed up early to their practice.

When I was done with my teammate I started talking with the girls and Lily asked if I would catch for them and let Carly take some swings. Of course, I’ve done this hundreds of times and a handful of times with them. Catching a softball is weird but it’s all good, I don’t mind helping them out.

So I’m squatting back there giving Lily a nice target and letting Carly rip some shots into the netting around us. All is well.

Until, it’s not.

Lily pitches the ball and Carly swings but just misses it. Unfortunately, she didn’t miss it entirely, and got just enough of it to deflect it. A foul tip. I can’t react in time and the ball collides directly with my cup-covered testicles.

The sound of the CRACK when that ball hit my cup echoed throughout the building.

My legs shot closed and I fell face forward on the turf in front of me and just started rolling around grasping and my groin, groaning in pain.

The immediate pain from the collision was a sharp piercing pain. Just immediate torment. Even with a cup on the pain was absolutely excruciating. I dread thinking about what would have happened without one.

My knees shot closed and I fell forward. Within a moment that sharp excruciating pain was accompanied by that horrible all encompassing pain that travels up from your ballsack into your stomach and back, up into your throat, and just takes hold of you.

I was down bad.

I’m lying there, rolling on the ground, holding my balls, groaning in agony.

Lily is standing there with her hands held up to her face in shock.

Carly steps back a few feet and stares around awkwardly.

I’m cursing to myself begging the pain will go away.

“Dave! Dave?” Lily awkwardly yells out. She comes over to me and kneels near me. “I’m sorry Dave, what do we do??” She seems genuinely concerned. I’m still at a point where I can’t talk and I’m just trying to regain control of my breath.

“Guys, not now! Go away!” Lily shoos off a handful of other teammates that have walked off.

I hear one of them say something like, “Huh? Oh wow, yikes.”

I roll over to my elbows and knees and start taking deep breath. The very sharp pain has subsided but that rolling pain has just taken over and I can’t beat it and I’m feeling nauseous.

“Carly, call Kim. Just in case.”

“What? Oh…ok”

Kim is one of the athletic trainers.

Lily starts rubbing my back but doesn’t say anything. I get the sense she’s looking at someone or something.

I roll to my back and try to stretch and find relief. My balls are absolutely killing me still, but I’m not really nauseous anymore, so I’m hopeful relief is near.

Lily starts patting my chest.

“You, uh, you going to be okay?”

I look at her and I’m honestly not sure if I said anything or not.

A moment passes and Kim comes up and kneels next to me. Kim is maybe 30 years old. Just picture a token 30 year old athletic trainer. She was right out of the stock photo. Fit, not hot but not unattractive, brunette.

“Hey bud, took a low blow I heard. How bad is it?”

I grimace but tell her I think I’ll be fine.

“Just breathe…..It’ll pass.”

I hear a few of the other players walk up and ask Lily what happened and Lily started to tell them.

“Girls? Cmon, not now.” Kim shooed them off

Another moment passes. I’m sitting on my butt now, legs spread, elbows on my knees.

“Alright, big guy, think you can walk with me? Go back to the office?”

Kim helps me up and I take a few steps, bend at the waste, grimace again, but tell her I can.

When I stood back up that’s when I saw half the fucking softball team standing around just outside the batting cages. I felt my face go beat red. I noticed a handful of the girls were also blushing, with some of them awkwardly smiling. A couple I know said a subdued, feel better”. Most tried to ignore me.

I followed Kim to her office.

“Hey, so, I need to check you out. Need to make sure this isn’t a hospital situation, ok? I promise it’ll be quick.”

I audible groan, half as a joke. I’m starting to feel somewhat better and I want her to know that, but I can’t deny I’m still in a world of hurt.

Kim and I are in the office. She turns around away from me, puts on a pair of gloves, and tells has me drop my pants and anything underneath to reveal my “full scrotum”. This I specifically remember because it is the only time in my life a woman has ever called my nuts a “scrotum” lol

I tell her I’m ready and awkwardly stare at the ceiling tiles.

She takes a look at me and says, “I don’t see anything to be concerned about.” she gives me some 800mg pain killers and lets me lay back on the table and plop a bag of ice on my crotch.

Afterwards:

I ended up missing a month of games and practices because of this. I didn’t suffer any legitimate damage but my balls were pretty badly bruised and tender for at least a week. It was a few weeks before they didn’t bother me and before I had anything resembling confidence getting back behind the plate.

Carly was filming her batting practice and got the whole thing on camera. The camera is facing her showing her full stance. You see an angle of me from the side. The ball comes flying in and you hear a light “ting” from the bat immediately followed by a loud “CRACK” sound as it shoots into my open groin. Carly’s face makes the video tho. She takes a step out of the batters box but then realizes what happened and she has the most shocked look on her face and then a straight up 😬 look at the camera and towards Lily and back at the camera before just standing there really awkward for a while. It’s literally three minutes of her standing awkwardly next to me, looking around and at me writhing on the ground before Lily comes up and tries to comfort me. I wish I still had that video, I’d cherish it forever lol.

While this episode did ultimately send me to the doctor, it luckily did not send me to the emergency room. I have, however, been sent to the emergency room three times for testicular injuries. Once was ice hockey and the other two were ballbusting. I still have two fully functioning balls despite the years of abuse.