I had a coworker I was friendly with named Ericka. She was younger than me, 24 I think, and I was 29.

She was pretty. Asian girl, 5 foot nothing, thin but with a good shape, surprisingly nice ass, not much for tits but I’m not complaining. Our building had a gym in it and a few of us from our section would work out together twice a week during our lunch as part of a team building thing. It was pretty sweet, our boss would give us an extra hour at lunch to let it happen and it was a lot of fun while also legitimately working as a team building and overall “quality of life” booster.

Anyways, Ericka. She was cute. I thought she was too young for me so I never made a move, plus I was seeing this other chick I worked with at the time (I have stories for her later ;)) but I certainly enjoyed the view working out with Ericka. She always wore yoga shorts with a regular T-shirt tied on the front to reveal just a glimpse of her core. Loved it, couldn’t help but to stare at her ass or her midriff.

So, the time she accidentally hit me.

We’re at the end of the workout and another coworker, Jen, and I are on the mats stretching. Ericka and the rest had already finished up and were hanging out in this lobby area just outside the gym. I guess Jen had given Ericka her wallet to go get a Gatorade, so Ericka had come back in to give it back.

You know where this is going.

“Thanks, Jen! Where do you want me to put this? I’ve gotta get back down.”

“Oh, just toss it.”

I wish I was paying attention.

I just finished this one hip stretch and briefly roll to my back before going to the other leg.

I didn’t get to it.

THWACK

“OOOF!”

This wallet, a typical women’s rectangle shaped leather wallet, lands right on my sack.

I grab myself and scrunch into a ball.

Funny thing was I didn’t even feel any pain. It was all like, automatic muscle reaction.

A few seconds later the pain crept in tho.

“Oh my god….” I moaned, rolling on the mat. The pain has officially exploded from my testicles and is spreading throughout my lower abdomen.

“AH! Sorrysorrysorrysorry oh my god I’m so sorry.are you okay? Sorry sorry sorry! What should I do? AH!” Ericka was shook lol, full blown panic.

Jen left the room, not sure what happened there.

The pain started to creep into my throat now. I was feeling it.

By this point I’m laying on my chest, face pressed into the mat, knees up trying to find relief. A brief moment of irony crossed my mind with the fact I was in the very same position I’ve fantasized about putting Ericka in before, face down, ass up.

Ericka is still apologizing and just going full word vomit.

“Hey, is he good?” Someone called from the lobby. They didn’t get a response.

“AH! Ugh. Oh my god, Jay, I’m so sorry. What should I do? Ah I’m so sorry are you alright?”

I wasn’t yet, but I’ve been hit in the nuts enough time to know I would be soon. I manage to roll over and sit on my ass, but end up falling back. That wallet must have smashed my nuts hard or pinched them between the floor or something. It hurt like a tow kick does.

“It’s okay, I’ll be fine.” I manage to get out.

I didn’t know yet what happened and was still getting over the shock of a surprise sack smash.

“What happened? What did you do?”

“Gahhhh I’m so sorry….i tried to throw Jen her wallet but missed AHHH” she was besides herself with embarrassment or shame or who knows what. It was almost cute.

“What are the odds…hey, I’ll be fine, it’s okay, you can go ahead.”

Her face was so red. When some Asians drink they get really flush and it looked like that. She was just so red and sweating lol.

“Are you sure? I feel so bad I’m so so so sorry”

“It’s fine, don’t worry about it…go ahead, just tell them I’ll be late….”

She frowned and looked so sad lol “I’m really so sorry. I’ll tell them. Not about this…just you’ll be late. Gah oh my god I’m so sorry…”

“It’s fine ha, go ahead, git” doing my best to be funny to show her it is fine.

She started to walk out but kept looking back and asking if I’m ok or saying sorry again.

I watched her leave, enjoying the moment, and once she was out of site let myself wallow in pain a bit more. That stupid wallet really got me.