Good evening, everyone. Tonight, I have come here because I feel I may be in need of a reality check. First, a little bit of background. I've always been surprisingly passionate about this, practically since I first learned about Bad Dragon. My ambition, totally unchecked, led to me wanting to spend obscene amounts of money on too many dildos for anyone to reasonably expect to own, let alone use. I realized this, and so I forgot about this glorious place of silicone celebration, and drifted back into "normality" for a while.

Since then, I've matured as a person. Like, a lot, actually. My sense of humor is still as crude as ever, but now I have goals, morals, standards, and other wonderful things. Inexplicably, I felt compelled one day to go and check on the old website, see how things were doing, which started a long chain of cause and effect that leads to where I am now. This, combined with my personal growth, has made me realize that buying these dastardly draconic dongs isn't inherently wrong, but it needs to be in balance with everything else in my life. Don't spend your entire life savings on dragon dicks, but it's okay to pick up a nice, meaningful one every few months, that kind of thing. This is what inspired me to stick with the five-dildo system I'll be describing shortly.

About a week ago, I decided that I would own five toys, no more, no less, by the end of this if I could help it. This is to prevent overpopulation (I don't have a lot of space), budgetary conflicts (I don't have a lot of money), and to keep each toy as special and unique as the day I got it, while still maintaining variety (I think being efficient is pretty cool). I decided that I would save up some cash and invest in a large Glyph to start out with once BD starts doing customs again, since he has a taper, a nice knot, and a fun bio on the website. I figure that, even if I'm new to anal as a whole (my only option, since I'm a guy), Glyph would still be very beginner-friendly even in a large due to his shape and size. Then, as I looked for a size up from him that I liked, I saw him: Votan. Before I even asked if he should be on the list, I knew he would be something more; he was destined to be the biggest¤, prettiest, crown jewel of my small collection. And so, with a beginning and an end, I set out to find the middle.

So, a snake-person, a xenomorph, and an earth dragon walk into a- sorry, wrong page. Allow me to shuffle my notes here... There we go! So, Vasu was an obvious choice, given my natural affinity for snakes, his relatively modest size, plus his overall, and I hesitate to use this word on an inanimate object, cuteness. Ridley was another easy one, since I really liked Alien, as well as his middle-of-the-road length and girth, compared to our next and final chosen model: Clayton! His was a tough spot to earn, but there were a few outstanding reasons, such as his consistently thick shaft, his pointed, almost aggressive head, and call me crazy, but the character I felt he had; it just felt like if I were sitting next to the real thing, he'd have stories to tell and wisdom to share, which is a strange and nearly unique feeling to get just from looking at a dildo.

So, getting down to business: to all you veterans out there who were once just starting out with anal, would beginning with a large/firm Glyph be conceivable? And if so, how long do you think it would take for someone to move on down the list from there? And would it be possible within roughly two years of getting the first dildo? Thank you for reading this far.

TL;DR is that local nerd wants to limit hi[m]self to five BDs and still be able to fit XL Votan up there by the end of 2022, all feedback appreciated

¤All other toys are assumed large, except for Votan, who, by necessity, is extra large.