We've all been there before. You're looking at that lovely dildo on the Bad Dragon store, and you decide to see how big it is. But then you're presented with a collection of cans of all things. Sure, this is helpful when comparing with mini, small, and even occasionally medium sizes, but past that you're forced to look at the size chart and imagine how big it'll be. This is unacceptable.

Introducing: One-gallon milk jugs! No longer will you be forced to say, "I guess it's two and a half-ish cans tall?" No longer will you have to go out and buy cans to see how tall that amount actually is in real life! With milk jugs, we can put a concise and tangible measurement on any draconic dong, using a single extremely common household item. You'll never underestimate your dildo's size again, with milk jugs! "Oh, wow! That's three quarters of the milk jug's height! I should probably stick to the medium for now."

Milk jugs! Buy the right size for you!