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I was camping alone in northern Saskatchewan, and I swear I heard someone rip ass while I was sleeping; I heard nothing else though, and so I wrote it off as a weird dream and went back to sleep. Right as I was drifting off, a fog horn from hell sounds off in the brush about 15 metres away. At this point I am crying and end up puking a little too.
As I'm puking outside, a fart that sound-wise, can only really be described as the JFK assassination, occurs a few metres from where I was puking. I yelled "FUCK OFF" and didn't hear anything for the rest of the night.
Sorry man I need to stay away from dairy
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