For those of you that have attended BYUI or Provo, you know that the mix of people you get is very diverse. It seems you will find someone from just about every country. But without a doubt, the girls from Idaho and Utah are the craziest.

My first year, I was still very reserved, and didn't get out much. Now that I have been here for 2 years, I am feeling more comfortable and have been attending singles events.

Last weekend, I met Hannah. Now I'm not going to go in to details, but I feel like I need to say what happened to get it off my chest, and I'm definitely not going to tell anyone at the school.

We danced a bit, talked a bit, and left the event at 8:30. Hannah suggested we go to her cousins in Springville to hang out for a while. It made me uncomfortable to leave, but I went anyway.

It made me more uncomfortable to find out that nobody was home and it was just going to be her and I there. But I stopped feeling that way when we started kissing.

So, anyhow, she tells me that she wants us to get naked and do stuff, and I very much wasn't sure about that, and tell her as much. She explains to me that any sex if I am wearing a condom, is not actually sex. If it's not being used as birth control, a condom is only a cover. And the tells me that if we do butt stuff, that doesn't count either because the butt isn't sexual.

So, yeah, that's what we did. She even put me in her mouth for 28 seconds because anything longer would be too sexual.

I don't understand LDS girls at all.