It's been like two fucking weeks since I ended things with her. Then suddenly today she sends me a message "just letting you know I'm at the hospital, I may be pregnant".

I knew it was BS and most likely wanted me to get all worried and ask her "omg what's wrong I'll go right now how are you doin?!?".

I just said ok, let me know the results. Nothing else. Then she waited three hours just to tell me that no, she wasn't pregnant and "thank God, I wouldn't want a kid with someone who doesn't give a shit about me".

I didn't even reply to that text. I'll just block her on everything now. Even though I knew it was BS, I was anxious as fuck for those three hours. Fuck her. at least I know I'm 100% out.

Before breaking up with her she was obsessed with having a baby, kept teasing me about it. This made my lizard brain detect danger immediately.