I don't even know how this happened. I'm playing an embrace durge, a paladin who forsook his oath of vengeance and vowed an oath to find pictures of Spider-Man/fly into space and nail a bug lady (whichever comes first, knowing this game, option B). My companions have been pretty thin as it is. Wyll died when I stole the idol. Karlach refused to join me when she (somehow) knew I was the one who done stole'd it. Maybe the aura of nature knowledge I exude constantly now. Who can say. Anyway. Gale got his hand bitten off and presumably exploded somewhere in the upside-down. And then my lover, my froggy warrior princess, my dear sweet Lae'zel, picks a fight with Shart about the fidget spinner she and her cleric friends stole from Big Mean Frog Mommy. Well as we all know, the sexy lady in the fidget spinner is the only one keeping me cogent enough to wantonly murder squirrels, so I give ol' Shartypoo the go ahead to slit her throat. If Lae'zel steals back the Millenium Puzzle for the githyanki, I'll never save my grandpa from the shadow realm. Naturally I dragged her lifeless, broken form over to my good pal Sovereign Glut, since he can resurrect people without all of that pesky free will nonsense, but Sovereign Glut takes one look at her and assures me that even in death, her plot armor prevents him from raising her as a shiitake shambler. I leave her corpse to rot and go on my way.

After traveling for a while with a sex doll Withers stuffed a human soul into, we made our way towards the githyanki preschool. It's too bad Lae'zel isn't here. She would have fuckin' HATED blowing up the creche. As if my thoughts had summoned her ire itself, mere steps into the region and there she was, quite naked save for the goblin scimitar on her back and the shelves of mushrooms covering her genitals. So now I've a third oath. To wipe Glut from the face of the earth. Nobody lies to B. Bonah Bonerson and gets away with it.