Hello beautiful nerds,

It's a rainy Friday, and you know what that means... time to write a personals ad instead of working!

Here's a smattering of what I bring to the table:

• switchy with plenty of experience both topping and bottoming
• more of a service top when topping, more into being gently topped when bottoming
• interested in exploring group play/co-topping/interesting power dynamics, since I've never done it before!
• totally into just doing a scene, but also appreciate it when sexual contact is on the menu
• RACK model
• have internalized feedback about my value as a human being tied to how well I do things for other people, (see also: being a service top)
• ethically nonmonogamous
• progressive as fuck so I can deliver sexily whispered monologues about carbon taxes, Medicare for all, and student loan forgiveness as part of a weird scene ^{maybe we can do a socialism/capitalism D/s scene idk}
• so, so many lame, shitty jokes. Yes, I can absolutely torture you by telling you a shaggy dog story, thanks for asking
• have literally never sent an unsolicited dick pic
• up to date on all my shots
• my lovely lumberjack/dad bod is precisely between 1 Andre the Giant and 1 Simone Biles in length and comes with luxurious wall to wall carpeting
• cool with different genitalia but a modest aesthetic preference for femme and enby presenting folks
• live just outside of Pittsburgh but travel to other parts of the state frequently, so if you wanna be my comet lmk 👀

Not included in this trim package:

• desire for SWERFs, TERFS, or willing participants in the police-military-industrial complex
• actual sadism- I can act tough but it's really just an act 🤷
• abs? I'm sure they're in there somewhere

We can talk more about specific likes and dislikes, but here's a pretty good overview: https://m.imgur.com/a/zW7hDf1

If any of this makes me sound like somebody you'd like to hang out with, send me some words!