I'm looking for an experienced Dom for some of the more mental/cerebral aspects of D/s. I would love to be given tasks, funishments, rewards, etc. I love certain types of objectification and degradation (is positive degradation a thing?)

And a key part of what I'm looking for is someone who can help me with positive reinforcement/rewards/accountability on dietary and fitness goals. (Positive only, and I'm not looking to have any negative criticism of my body.)

Before you reply, please read all the way to the end. Then tell me something about you. And a joke. (Doesn't have to be a good joke, just show me you read this.)

About me: - I'm that woman who is in charge in so many facets of her life, but needs to be taken in hand/dominated in the most private. - BBW, obviously. Medium height, purple and blue curly hair, pale skin, greenish eyes. Huge boobs. - I'm solo poly. This won't change. - Big ol' nerd/geek. Intelligent and intellectual. I like big books and I cannot lie. - Ethical, and conscientious that consent is for Doms as much as for subs. - Slutty, and not ashamed of it. - Political lefty. ACAB, BLM. (TERFs and trump supporters need not apply.)

What I bring to the table, in no particular order: - given the right Dom, and an established trust, I'm a very obedient sub. - no preference for level of protocol, and can adapt to suit your preference. - rarely bratty (can be never, if preferred). - I give really good sext. - a willingness to be guided. - willing to share about my irl slutty adventures. - if we meet in person, I'm GGG, and an excellent, enthusiastic cocksucker.

About you: - Gender irrelevant. I'm usually attracted to masculine energy these days, but that's not a hard and fast rule. - OVER 40 Sorry, but I just have a hard time submitting to someone younger. Basically, Gen X and up. - Experienced. This is not an entry-level position. If you're not local, please have some experience with online-only, as I have no experience with online-only, and one of us should know what we're doing! - Ethical. Especially, not cheating on anyone. - Have time for daily-ish texts/messages, with longer exchanges sometimes, once we've established that we're doing this thing. - Poly. I can't be anyone's everything.

Some of my kinks. This list is not exhaustive, nor do I need all of these met by one person. - objectification. - semi-public stuff, like wearing a plug in public, or breast bondage under clothes. - breast and nipple bondage and light torture. - pussy stretching - praise - thuddy pain (heavy floggers are 👍, whips are 👎)

Hard pass: - DDlg, or anything that smacks of age play. - Doms who think they can expect obedience immediately, by virtue of their declaration of Domly Domness, without, ya know, getting to know each other. - people who don't read the whole post.