Just spreading some (Vance) Joy in the air.

If you are a regular here, you will recognize me as the fun poster that always starts with not too far-fetched but overly drawn out, intricate analogies that are simply a delight to read on an otherwise dull weekday. Since they received a lot of attention, I have decided to shake things up a bit. As you can notice, the post is towards the weekend, bringing down eyeballs and filtering to only the serious crowd that is browsing this sub on a weekend. No offence to you potential matches, I am the one writing it on a weekend; clearly, we all have something going on.

What about the non-regulars?

~Hmmmm.....bae~ It's going to be a fun. read. Come back more often so you don't miss out.

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TL;DR: Still not looking for a quick jerk-off or impatient ones. This shouldn't be a chore.

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~Hmmm.....bae~

I quite enjoy a long play if you can't tell already. I take my time with things, with trust and sharing. I am not a kink vendor so I can't dispense kink actions to you on-demand. I like to talk (a lot) and I like to get to know you, what inspires you, what makes you go. I love to help and guide and I will not turn away from your bad spots, your fears, insecurities and whatever makes you pause.

I'm looking for a relationship, kinky if possible. Speaking of kinks, I am a dom leaning switch, in for an online only relationship right now. Subs, pets, dommes, switches, all are welcome to DM. I only ask that you be patient, involved and not committed to another person (cheating not condoned),

A a dom, I am kind and caring. But hey, my person is like that too. As a dom, I am also stern with some sadistic tendencies. How caring and stern? Well, I will not only give you a release but also push you to grow and reach your goals, if you need that. I would not intrude, obviously, but it is pretty normal in a relationship and I would like us to be comfortable enough to share aspirations and struggles at some point. I am creative with tasks/punishments and don't need you to have sex toys. I can get micro managing sometimes but I respond well to feedback. I am looking for girls over 21. It doesn't matter if you are new to kink or experienced as long as you have an expressive personality and an open minded outlook.

If we click, I will likely chat with you everyday (and randomly throughout the day), share playlists, youtube together and what not. I am open to new experiences as long as they are ad free and respect privacy. I am into all sensual kinks but I don't want to go over the list right now. We can discuss them later. My limits would be anything extreme or permanent or illegal or anything related to scat/piss/anything that's nausea inducing gross. I take privacy and online safety seriously. Any public exposure is off limits. That means no sharing identifiable photos and largely limits video interactions. That also means no messaging on the popular insecure apps (kik/snap/wickr/etc).

If you are cool with all of this, message me directly in chat. Despite the long post, and nerd flags, I can be fun to chat with and I like receiving texts and chatting with strangers. Don't want to brag too much but I am told that people feel better after talking to me. Reach out, who knows, we can be the light that don't fade.