About Me: 29NB (gender’s weird), short, stout, educated, wildly sarcastic and snarky, fiercely independent. Asexual is a big part, too. I have a deep fascination for shibari, and an interest in orgasm control, forced orgasm, and teasing, if we get there. I love me some solid praise, and leave humiliation and degradation at the door.

About You: Female, male, anything in between, neither. Doesn't matter much to me. Confident. 30 ideally, experienced, kind, good sense of humor. Bonus points if you don’t think sex is the end goal of BDSM, because I’m more interested in the journey to finding a like-minded Dom.

Here’s the deal, folks. I have been described as a porcupine. If you’re looking for a demure, feminine, cutesy, bobble-headed sub, I am definitely not your person. My go-to clothing is worn jeans, a faded jacket, and snowy boots. I don’t own a dress or any kind of makeup, if that gives you any idea of me.

I’m looking for a slow-moving connection – friend before Dom. I want to learn your likes and your dislikes, favorite movies and sex toys and adventures and foods and constellations. I want to ramble to you about my latest hobby, the jewelry I’m working on, the photos I just took, why I love the rain. If you try to control me right off the bat, call me your slut or your whore, buh-bye, have a nice life! You earn my submission in the same way I’ll earn your dominance; we don’t get it simply by existing. But if you get it? I’m loyal. I’m patient. I’m kind to people, animals, and the Universe.

I’m a nomad, so please don’t stake your hopes and dreams on an in-person meet any time soon. I move often, but I love to text and message and send photos of the amazing places I get to go to and see.

If you have strings with someone else, please don’t get me tangled in them. This includes in-the-dark significant others and that person you broke up with three months ago and still kinda love. I don’t care if you’re male, female, somewhere in between, or none of the above (welcome, alien overlords). Be willing to provide proof of existence as a human being, potentially a reference who can reassure me that you do actually exist.  My preferred form of communication is Reddit chat or Discord.

If you plan to message me, include the word ‘moose’ somewhere in that message. (Bonus points for an original pun!) If you don’t, buh-bye!

Thanks for reading!