Okay, I'm going to start with a few things you need to know about me.

• I am not fit.
• I am not "hung."
• I am disabled. (Major Depression Disorder, Anxiety Disorder, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. Dyscalculia, too.)
• I cannot/will not play with or be in a relationship with someone who uses tobacco products or hard drugs.
• If relationship: I am child-free and intend to remain that way.
• MtF (at least to me) means trans women, not crossdressers. Nothing against you - just not my thing.
• I am a major geek. I collect Transformers toys.

If anything above is a dealbreaker for you, I understand. I wish you the best in finding what you're looking for.

If you're still here....

I always say that I'm going to keep these things short and I always fail miserably. I have a terrible tendency to be verbose.

Basics:

• 40 year old, Caucasian (Scots/German), cisgender, heterosexual ("straight but not narrow") male. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, glasses. 5'10 or 5'11 - something in there. ~260 lbs. No piercings or tattoos.
• Liberal/progressive. (No tolerance for MAGAs or bigots of any sort.) Sex-positive. Feminist. Omnivorous. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
• No tobacco, alcohol, or drugs.
• BA, BS, MLIS.
• In the midst of divorce. She met someone else online and left me to be with her instead. We're keeping things amicable. She's not in the picture. (She's presently living in western Mexico, as a matter of fact.) It'll be finalized in a month or so...?
• I am the servant of my furry feline overlord. My first function in life is opening cans of Fancy Feast when she's hungry. She has me well-trained.
• Fully-vaccinated against COVID-19 (Pfizer-BioNTech). I got ripped off...no microchips, no 5G.

Vanilla stuff:

• Already mentioned the Transformers collection. I also have a fair collection of books (311), movies (332), and video games(175) dating back to the NES.
• My primary console is the Nintendo Switch. I have PC games too, but my laptop is old and I don't think it can handle anything too advanced.
• I'm a merry Marvelite, long before the MCU was a thing. Used to be a Spider-Man (Parker, 616) fan, but then "One More Day" ruined him for me. I love other versions, but I'm done with 616 Parker. Big fan of Captain America (Rogers, Barnes, or Wilson).
• I enjoy cooking and good food. I don't cook anything fancy often because I don't have anyone to cook for, but maybe you can change that...? I'm picky about fruits and vegetables. (I know it's not ideal.) A lot of the time I think it's texture issues more than flavor. I don't tolerate heat (capsaicin, mustard, horseradish, etc.) as well as I used to. Root beer is the best soft drink. Pasta is delightful. Alton Brown is my favorite celebrity chef, save perhaps for the Swedish Chef. ("Børk! Børk! Børk!")
• Favorite media (books/movies/music/video games/podcasts): not going to list 'em here because then this'll go on forever. Feel free to ask.

Sex/kink stuff:

• Actively kinky off and on for over 20 years.
• Dominant/sadist with caregiver tendencies.
• Big kinks: leather cuffs, chains, ball gags, impact, nipple clamps, clothespins, vibrators, orgasm control/denial, mild humiliation/degradation...lots more, but that's a good start.
• Limits: Fecal matter, vomit, blood, religious play, race play, incest play, anything involving tobacco, clowns, anything in a cemetery. Not crazy about diapers.
• Clean STD panel within the last couple of months.
• FetLife profile available upon request.
• Stepping my toes into the local community after many, many years of being too anxious to do so. I'm on the Pittsburgh Bridge Discord; I attended my first munch earlier this month.
• At least one reference available - my last long-term play partner.
• I frickin' love to cuddle. I take consent and aftercare seriously. (I need it, too.)

If you made it all this way, I really appreciate you taking the time. I know it wasn't short.

I know I'm weird. I know that some folks see disability (esp. mental illness) and run for the exits. I don't like it, but I get it. But I think I have a lot to give. I'm empathetic. I'm a good listener. I'd like to think I'm a lot of fun in the bedroom, but I also think I'm great at cuddling up on the sofa and watching a movie.

I hope to hear from you soon!