After talking to some people for about a week, I've tweaked some things. Pardon me if it sounds hostile, but some of you are legitimately the worst. I'm nice, promise. Just my tolerance is low. This post is long.

If any of the following section applies to you without except, DON'T message me, and don't respond if I happened to message you:

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  - No smoking or excessive drinking. 420 because of my work (see below), cigarettes/cigars/blunts, because they're disgusting, alcohol for both reasons.
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  - No Poly. Most (not all) of you are shit at time management, and I schedule for work, not quality time.
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  - NOT Kid-friendly. - Usually (not always) a time management/privacy issue that's bothersome.
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  - If it takes you more than an hour to respond to text in a non-emergency scenario, don't bother me. I work 12 hour days. You work or go to school. We both eat and bathe among other things. That leaves very limited time to get to know each other. It shouldn't take me a week to determine if we're even compatible.
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  - Allergic to things with hair. I prefer to avoid pets unless the person is very clean, or I die gradually. I don't want hair all over the clothes I wear to court and making me sneeze. Be clean if you do.
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  - Be living in Florida, planning to move here within three months, or okay with relocation once we've established something serious. I don't want online without a goal of an IRL serious relationship.
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  - No people with commitment issues or irrational fears about getting to know someone. I prefer long-term, so know what you want. I'm not texting you on reddit for a month before talking verbally/exchanging photos and determining you're a REAL person. We might not vibe in other settings and we should know sooner than later. You can't get over being shy by avoidance.

About me:

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  - 33, Male. African American. Bigger (working on it via Freshly, which is going well) and taller guy, and very damn funny.
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  - Degrees in Psychology.
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  - Work in Healthcare, specifically Mental health and Substance abuse with a government court contract for diversion.
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  - I live alone, have my own vehicle, pay all my own bills, and work 12 hours a day.
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  - Live in Central florida (yes ladies, near DISNEY).
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  - I don't care about your political views as long as you aren't extreme or voted for trump a second time. The first time, you just didn't know any better.
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  - I enjoy reading novels (horror), movies/shows (psychological, duh), beaches (alot near me), gaming (my computer cost over $6,000, full setup even more).
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  - Looking for Long-term kink preferably (DDLG, D/s, M/s, TPE) with over 10 years experience, but am ALSO open to vanilla and ongoing short-term if kink isn't your thing or you're scared of commitment, but are trying to work on it.

About you:

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  - A cis-female above the age of 24. I've tried younger, and they are seldom sure about what they want out of life or ready to commit.
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  - Have very strong communication. You don't flake or disappear, you respond in a reasonable time, and know how to convey your feelings in a healthy manner.
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  - Taking your medication if you have any mental health issues. If you need a referral and live near central Florida, reach out, I can help. Tell me this early on, this is very important and people should know. When you keep it secret, it becomes a stigma.
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  - Self-sufficient. You're not looking for a relationship just to have a sugar daddy pay for everything while you sit at home. I'm a man, and I know how to wash dishes, cook, fix things, AND work.
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  - Be cute. Chubby, you're still cute. A little more, still cute. Skinny, you're still cute. Mannerisms make you more cute than looks do, but I AM a sucker for beautiful eyes or an accent.
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  - Unattached with healthy boundaries. If you have any weird relationships with males or an ex, that is an unhealthy boundary. Alcohol is not an excuse. And I'm not talking about friends that are male, I'm talking about the relationships that are hard to explain to people. Stop gaslighting.

Chat or messages are fine. There is a pronoun above that needs to be fixed. Put it in your message or I'll ignore it.