Hello fellow shut-in!

Are you;

Tired of covid? Can’t decide between Pfizer and Moderna?

Introducing: ME, the covid-free alternative:

Guaranteed:

1. Available for walk-ins
2. Pain (less?) experience
3. Oral transmission

Adverse effects include:

Sore throat, night sweats, becoming bedridden, difficultly breathing, and bruising.

Do not take Altaccountjustin if you have a history of:

1. Trouble swallowing
2. Poor circulation
3. Low tolerance for pain.

Consult your local altaccountjustin if:

1. You struggle with an oral fixation
2. You need a physical, STAT
3. You've fallen on your knees and can't get up.

Covid’s been rough on all of us and with it coming to end I’m hoping I can make you laugh in-person too. I’m an LA Dom looking for a sub who likes giving head, being told what to do, orgasm denial, bondage, ass eating, and having her booty turned black and blue.

I’d love to hear from you, and happy to relocate if we are a good fit.