Are you;

Tired of covid? Can’t decide between Pfizer and Moderna?

Introducing: ME, the covid-free alternative:

Guaranteed:

1. Available for walk-ins
2. Pain (less?) experience
3. Oral transmission

Side effects include:

Feeling everything, night sweats, becoming bedridden, difficultly breathing, sea-legs.

Do not take altaccountjustin if you have a history of:

1. Trouble swallowing
2. Poor circulation
3. Trouble orgasming

Consult Me if:

1. You struggle with an oral fixation
2. You need a physical, STAT
3. You've fallen on your knees and can't get up.

Covid’s been rough on all of us and with it coming to end I’m hoping I can make you laugh in-person too. I’m an LA Dom (white, 5’8 since it matters to some) looking for a sub who likes giving head, being told what to do, orgasm denial, bondage, ass eating, and having her booty turned black and blue.

I’d love to hear from you, and happy to relocate if we are a good fit.