Hello there. Are you a random Redittor who enjoys reading and writing raunchy repartee? A classical cunning linguist? A real sensual soliloquarian? But no need to get caught up in formalities; some of the above may not be real words even.

I greatly enjoy any strong wit and sense of humor, whether it be silly or Shakespearean. I just because I wastefully pound out kilos of keystrokes doesn't mean you have to. Any interesting conversationalist is certainly welcome.

I would primarily be interested in like-minded individuals to talk with on and off throughout the day, primarily through chat (client of your choice). For full disclosure I am looking for interesting people, not necessarily a dedicated dynamic. My overall life and career schedule likely preclude anything formal, so maybe it's more like a fun and flirty friendship.

In terms of hobbies and interests, I'm a nerdy workaholic who enjoys a challenge both mentally and physically. I love 80's and 90's pop culture, especially retro video games, action movies, and basically all forms of hard rock music. I enjoy jogging and weightlifting for exercise, along with casual hiking and biking.

I consider myself a (usually polite) male dominant with kinks toward the mental aspects of domination, such as coercion, corruption, and teasing. My favorite forms of play revolve around body control such as forced orgasms, overstimulation, spanking, and rough sex in general. Anal is my most overarching fetish as I have an overall penchant for a pretty posterior. I'm also fascinated by exhibitionists because while I don't consider myself one, I feel there can be so much self-expression in it.

If any of this sounds intriguing to you, reach out. Have fun out there!