So let me say first and get this out of the way, I'm asexual and aromantic. Which means I am going to die alone, so I'm not looking for someone to have sex with and I can't really do romance either so yay for me. I guess the only upside to that is that since I don't want sex or romance I can literally be with anyone regardless of their orientation as long as they're ok with me. I don't have any problem if you're in any type of relationship, If they want to be involved or to be separate as long as it's out in the open. Now right now you must be asking yourself...

"Well this sounds like a terrible situation, would dealing with all that really be worth it?"

And if I had to answer honestly, no I don't think so and you have every right to stop reading right now and move on to something more interesting. But let's be real most of us are way to desperate and on the verge of madness to think with a clear head, so for the sake of the bit let's continue. So then you would ask...

"Well what would I get out of this if I did go along with this?"

Well not much in my opinion but that's just me, pretty much all I can offer is tons of physical attention. you should be someone who wants a lot of physical attention. Now that could mean patting you on your head or belly, pinching you on the cheek, playing with your nipples or just fingering you or if you have a dick I'd just play with it. I can also talk about anything since I don't seem to have any kind of limits when it comes to having conversations so you're more than welcome to say whatever you want no matter how fucked up you think it might be. I like so many random things that it should be fine no matter what you're into. I also feel we should both be equally weird and be able enjoy how the other is just as weird. Also recently I've been thinking of getting one of those strap on harnesses so I can get different sized dildos and make people sit on them while they're on my lap like in hentai.

So some stuff about me; I'm black, 5'11"and am more or less just average looking I guess so for the sake of this just imagine that I'm super unattractive. I'm into a bunch of things, sure I'm a nerd but we're all nerds about a bunch of things. I like anime, horror movies, comics, cooking, role playing, movies, video games, computers, cosplay/fashion, writing, space, mythology and studying pointless subjects and I like to cook.

I don't care about race or ethnicity and my age limit is 34. I'm attracted to feminine features regardless of gender or sex so it doesn't matter to me if you're male, female, trans or gender neutral/fluid or whatever. as long as you're fully shaven and passable I won't care.

kinks - pet play, petting, feeding, bathing, body painting/writing, humiliation, degradation, race play, teasing, nipple play, sleep play, anal play, oral, toys and orgasm control. This is the full list  https://i.imgur.com/OCh0bLj.png

As far as my limits go; anything that causes physical harm or lasting marks or illegal.

Well that's about it PM me if you want. Even if you don't want to do anything else if you just want to talk that's cool too because I have no friends and no life. Also I'm sorry if this came across as depressing or anything like that, I'm fine I just have a dumb sense of humor.