I could say I'm looking for a dominant partner and I enjoy receiving soft caresses and hard spanks (and that would be true). But what I'm looking for isn't limited to the scope of laundry lists.

It's like the romcom cliche (or, you know, more specifically, Hilary Duff's Beauty & the Briefcase) where the girl writes out the attributes of her perfect man and then whoa, this guy comes and he doesn't meet anything on this list but they're in looooove!

Above all else, I crave intimacy. About a year ago, I saw a couple on the bus. I remember looking at them and thinking, "They have this easy intimacy that is incredible." And sure, maybe they didn't and I just made an outside assumption. Still.

I think of intimacy as a story that a couple weaves together. Like a blanket or scarf, there is a start, an origin point and it grows from there. If I wanted to buy a sweater, I would buy a sweater.

But you (my hopefully someday-soon partner reading this), I can't buy. I'm certain you're out there, and I'm ready for you.

Maybe you have a PhD (ugh, so hot), maybe you make bomb sweets (to complement my massive sweet tooth), maybe you are...just you. And we can be fucked up and wild and free and together and smash paradoxes.

Wanna audiochat and overload discord's servers with our massive, undeniable chemistry? Send me a message that makes me melt :) Hint: compliment my writing.

Extra Stuff

• Just wanted to include that I'm open to an online relationship, though when it's safe, I'd love to meet.
• I started watching Fleabag yesterday, and it's so good. I don't know why I didn't watch it before.
• My love language (receiving) is words of affirmation, followed closely by physical touch.
• Part of the intimacy I'm looking for is a partner to call me out on my bullshit. Not in a mean way...but with an underlying sense of care.
• I care. I really do care. Do you?