Hey kids

Some things:

I'm polyamorous.

Historically I've been sexually submissive. I like CNC and breath play. But also, I'm bossy and jealous and loud and smart and probably make more money than you. I guilt-orgasm fast and hard to the rape scene in Irreversible. But, I want you to make me lattes and bring me breakfast in bed.

I just want someone who can deal with me, who *wants* to deal with me.

I want you to be as loud as I am when you come.

Maybe you're a socially submissive but sexually dominant guy, maybe you're a switch, maybe you're a sub but you're OK with me being a dumb, equal parts confident and self-hating, novice Domme. If you're a sub I'll respect your limits and work to nurture you, and I'll treat your submission as a gift. You'll need to be a fully formed, intelligent, adult man with a moral compass, not a "worthless worm." I won't be your fucking fetish dispenser. One of your main desires should be to do shit *I* like, for no other reason than that I like it, not have me dress up in 7 inch heels and black latex and re-enact FemDom porn made for male eyes (cuz, fuuuuuuuck that). I'll of course need to know what you crave and what you fantasize about, but ultimately it'll be me who decides what we do. If you're a Dom, you'll need to be fine with my strong personality and big stupid fucking ego, and me being jealous as fuck even though poly people aren't supposed to be jealous. (You might wonder why I'm poly if I'm jealous, and the answer is: poly is the worst form of relationship structure there is - except for all the others. I'm constitutionally incapable of sexual fidelity, and fully unwilling to lie about cheating)

Physically I'm caucasian, brown hair/eyes, 5 ft 5, curvy, cute, medium-big tits. I've been known to fuck on the first date (how else are you going to know if you have chemistry?), but casual sex isn't my preference. Like, not at all. I want a bonded relationship with a man who is as big of a pervert as I am, who loves this insanely short and precious life even if he also hates it sometimes, and who continues to be romantic and idealistic even in the face of vast evidence to the contrary, though he may appear deadpan and cynical to most. I want to hear your sickest fantasies. I want to know the multitudes you contain. And lastly, I need you to either be in the LA area, or willing to travel here soon and often, because I am NOT looking for online. I need your actual body, your actual cock, your actual pheromones, to feel your actual physical breath on me. Also! Trans men please apply - it's the masculine energy I crave, not the specific anatomy.

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