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34 [M4F] #Birmingham, UK. Kinky Boyfriend up for adoption.
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BoringHoneyBadger is a male age 34 looking for a female in Birmingham, AL
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đŸ¶ Loyal Doggy Seeking a Loving Owner – Obedient, Playful & Ready to Serve!

Are you looking for a well-trained, affectionate companion who lives to please, is always eager to greet you, and follows every command with devotion? Then look no further—this Purebred Good Boy is ready for adoption!

Breed Information:

Breed: Caucasian

Year of Birth: 1990

Origin: Poland, currently located in the UK

Height: A statuesque 6’3” – the perfect lap dog (if your lap can handle it)

Temperament & Training:

  • Obedient & Trainable – Eager to learn, serve, and adapt to his Owner’s preferences. With the right training, he can be molded into the perfect Pup.

  • Loyal & Affectionate – You’ll never feel lonely with this devoted companion at your side.

  • Eager to Lick & Please – Whether it’s showing affection, melting under your touch, or tending to his Owner’s needs, this Pup thrives on devotion and service

  • Cuddle-Trained & Responsive – Despite his size, he will whimper, whine, and melt like a puppy when praised, played with, or caressed. Your touch rewires his instincts.

  • Collared & Leashed – This Pup thrives with clear ownership and structure. A collar around his neck and a leash in your hands? That’s where he belongs

  • Scent-Trained - Loves to bury his face in your scent, whether it's clothes, bedsheets, or skin. Will happily sniff, nuzzle, and memorize your unique fragrance.

A Switch Pup with Primal Urges

Though naturally obedient, this Doggy is still a creature of instinct and desire. Every now and then, his primal nature takes over—and he might just try to hump his Owner.

How will you handle your Pup’s urges?

  • Harness it? Let him indulge, use his energy for your pleasure, and reinforce his devotion.

  • Restrain & Control? Deny, discipline, and train him to know his place. Show him who’s in charge.

  • A Mix of Both? Keep him guessing—sometimes a reward, sometimes a lesson in control.

Special Features:

  • Golden Retriever Energy – Comes bounding to the door when you arrive, eager to smother you with attention. Expect nuzzles, licks, and absolute devotion.

  • Stress-Relief Specialist – Skilled in foot massages, tension-melting cuddles, and delivering daily memes or cute pet pics to keep your spirits high.

  • Low Maintenance, High Reward – Just provide scratches, cuddles, tease and praise and this Doggy will always be eager and ready to please and care for you.

  • Cuddle & Service Dog Capabilities: Warms your bed, soothes stress with affectionate licks and nuzzles, and delivers relaxing foot rubs after a long day. Also provides daily good morning messages, personalized memes, and constant attention to keep you feeling cherished.

Perfect for Domme Mommy, with warm heart, gentle touch, dirty mind and kinky nature!

đŸŸ Adoption Application 📝

To ensure the best possible match, all potential Owners must fill out a short questionnaire before adoption. Such as: Your name/nick name Age Location Ownership experience/history Kinks and limits. Why would you want to adopt this Pup? Also ask if you require more information.

UK-based only – This Doggy requires in-person training and regular affection. No online-only owners, and strictly no interest in male handlers.

Bonus Perks for New Owners! First-time adopters receive a complimentary pizza and a relaxing massage during their trial period! As well as box of toys.

If you've read everything, please use the code: OBF25 in your initial message.

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