Hi! I'm looking for someone to maybe go on a few dates with, maybe hold hands, commit a heist, go for a walk, that kind of thing.

I'm a 27 year old dude who's generally chubby, but not quite obese. I work part-time while attending college and tend to have quieter, solo hobbies (Cooking, Reading, Gaming, Building Models etc.) although I do like being out and about finding oddities and interesting things to do. (Would love to take a date to check out the Artcade downtown hint hint nudge nudge)

I'm not super experienced in kink in practice, having only done solo based stuff, but when it comes to the etiquette, protocol and mindset I think I've got a good handle on things. I think it's very much a mutual activity that requires both people to be on board to work.

From you, the reader, I'm looking for someone 21-33 in age, but I'm willing to stretch that if we really connect. I'm a switch and lean more dominant (but have no problems subbing either, I prefer to fill whichever role my partner needs) so your specific D/s leaning isn't an issue for me as long as our general kinks line up. I don't drink, smoke or do recreational drugs, and would prefer someone similar (Alchohol isn't a problem though as long as you don't mind if I stick to pop, juice, water etc.). I'm a big nerd and hopefully you're on the same wavelength. And as a bit of an interjection, I love animals, tell me your favourite so I know you're not a bot and/or scammer please. Lastly, I lean fairly Left politically, in particular regarding workers and LGBTQ rights, so if that's something you disagree with, we probably won't get along.

To be completely frank, I'm a bit awkward at first. I've been often described as an introverted extrovert and it really does match my personality. I can come off as pretty dry and shy at first and I'd hope that doesn't turn anyone who thought about giving me a chance off. I'm much better in person, and even better once I know you're someone I can relax around. Hell, once I'm open and relaxed you'd swear I'm a completely different person.

So with that all said, I'd love if you saw this and felt interested to shoot me a message. I'm cool with sending a picture of myself to verify I am who I say I am, just in DM's rather than in a public reddit post.

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Their jokes are Hiss-terical!