About Me

I'm a 24-year-old woman and a bit of a nerd regarding certain things (spoiler alert: it’s criminology… no, not only true crime) that I could talk about for hours - and probably will if we chat long enough. Besides that, I love cooking (though I sometimes lack the inspiration) and drink enough coffee to fuel a marathon (no regrets). I also love watching funny fail videos (Top3 guilty pleasures but you can’t blame a woman for having hobbies), almost as much as I love staying home reading a good romance (a.k.a smut) or… working out (yes, I actually enjoy it).

I'm 5’3, workout regularly (5-6 times a week), with dark wavy hair, a few tattoos, piercings, and stretched ears… yes, I was raised by emo bands (Ps.: I hope you can tell by now that I don’t like conservatives). Right now, I’m in my cut phase because apparently, I value abs over happiness. (you may judge me).

I'm always cracking jokes and sending memes or some weird combination of emojis… but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to communicate in a healthy(-ier) way. Mistakes happen, we learn (hopefully), and I like being open—especially about limits and expectations. I’d want the same from you.

When it comes to kink, I’m a submissive with some experience. We can chat more about it, but you’ll need to send me a raccoon emoji to prove you read this Bible of a post.

About You

You must be someone between the ages of 25-35. If you are older or younger, don’t bother messaging me or I’ll block you!

Fitness is an important part of my life, so I want someone who also takes it seriously… wanna be a cute fit couple (or maybe 3 friends… and 2 couples, or more?), it is not much to ask… I hope. And it is okay if your tits are bigger than mine!

Besides that, I'm into ambitious, kind, and smart people – in any way, tell me about something you know, explain things to me, give me a whole lecture about this topic you’re passionate about, and be nerdy (yes, this includes game #I❤️nerds). I love it when a guy is assertive without being disrespectful, and treats everyone with kindness… hot!
I want to be obsessed with you—head over heels and crazy horny. Physical attraction is important to me, but it’s rare for me to feel that way about someone. Good conversation, mutual chemistry, and a great time (both sexual and non-sexual) are key.

Ideally, you’d be someone supportive of my goals and interests (I will do the same for you). You’d also be head over heels for me and would treat me well. However, when it comes to our dynamic, I’d be your slave and someone with no ego, no choices, no interests but your pleasure and happiness.

I'm more than happy to exchange pictures so we don't waste each other's time. Remember: beauty is subjective, and if we're not attracted to each other, we can still be friends.

I want someone who’s their own person and can talk about anything and everything. Tell me about your hobbies, what games you love and the ones you hate, your favorite shows (do you even like shows?), favorite songs and bands… I want to know it all!

Extras(?)

If you’re in a relationship, I don’t date couples. If we click, I’ll want to confirm with your partner that they know and are okay with you seeing other people—Reddit has enough liars. I won’t be your dirty little secret. Own your choices, don’t make excuses, and let’s be civilized adults.

I want to be a part of your life, just like I want you to be part of mine. If we’re going to make this work, we both have to put in effort.

Final test: Tell me your favorite dwarf from Snow White to prove you made it through this long-ass post. Sorry. Hehe.

P.S. I’m LGBTQ and poly/ENM-friendly, open to chat with girls (either if you want to be friends or if you’re helping your partner find someone). Oh, and if you’re only looking for a friend, that’s cool too—just let me know in your first message. 😊