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28 [F4M] #online Make me laugh while I rip your heart out. (Jk..sort of)
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itwasallabean is a female age 28 looking for a male in online
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I have been bossy my whole life (it was on my report card) but I have perfected the social skills needed so that most people consider me bubbly, friendly and really quite loveable. With you, I donā€™t want to bother with the niceties. Frankly, Iā€™m going to be quite a bitch.

Iā€™m brunette, blue eyes, average height/weight. Girl next door, all American, etc. You get the idea. Your parents would love me. Iā€™m pretty normal, ā€œjust like other girlsā€ in all ways except one:

I like control. Iā€™m selfish. Iā€™m a tease. I want to make you squirm. I will make you reveal your most embarrassing secrets and then laugh in your face.

I want a conventionally attractive, sarcastic, great conversationalist. Please be actually funny. You should have your life together. A golden retriever type. You get bonus points if you find those pesky submissive thoughts of yours really embarrassing. I mean, what would your friends think if they knew? Youā€™re probably going to try and convince me how ā€œunlike youā€ this whole thing is.

Youā€™re a shameless flirt who is confident at almost all times except for nowā€¦ while you read this post.. cheeks burning, feeling completely called out. That feeling is your que to message me. Be interesting. Put effort into your message.

Letā€™s talk. Try not to fall in love!

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